spatch

Question: Where's the worst place to get a paper cut?
Question, Qualifier: I mean, above the waist^*?

Answer: The little fleshy part between your thumb and index finger. Ow.

Question, Rhetorical: How can something so superficial be such a pain?

Fetch forth the Bactine, Prudence! Or a Band-Aid at the very least.

* Feel free to make your own Chess jokes here about where one receives one's kicks; typing is a bitch for me right now.