Dear Gmail,

[spatch]

You suck.
I have important things to send and you are too busy sucking to do anything about it. That golf ball doesn't have to go through the garden hose today.

Signed,
Spatch.


Dear Spatch,

Oops... the system was unable to perform your operation (error code 767).
Please try again in a few seconds.

Love,
Gmail

Comments

[mdm-sosostris.livejournal.com]

Wanna hear something really fun? Gmail's working for one of my accounts and not the other. Of course, the one that's working is the one for school crap and ACLU announcements. My personal email's being held hostage.

They are bastard people. I hate them and their assfaces.

[spatch]

I'm going to go home and bite my pillow!

[markm.livejournal.com]

I had a dream like that. When I woke up, my marshmallows were gone!