WHAT AM I DOING THIS GODDAMN INSTANT? WHY WOULD ANYBODY CARE?!

[spatch]

BELOW PLEASE FIND THE ONE SINGLE ENTRY I WOULD EVER MAKE ON TWITTER

spatch NOT USING TWITTER, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE

OH BOY WE ARE RIDING THE SURFING EDGE OF WEB2.0 HUMOR HERE TODAY

and besides, let's face it, folks, the only reason you're refreshing that list is to catch the one person who put down "masturbating" and doesn't mean it as a joke.

Comments

[spatch]

Twitter is a website for people who think you have this pressing need to know exactly what they're doing at any given moment.

I'm crossing the street!
I'm in line at CVS, waiting to buy adult diapers and suppositories!
I'm texting a message to Twitter telling you what I'm doing!
I'm getting shot while riding the Orange Line!

It appeals to a whole new level of vanity which the Web has yet to address, and only reinforces the feeling that hey, constant surveillance is cool! And fun! Even moreso when it's voluntary!

[minkrose]

perhaps this is guerrilla marketing for big brother? we're all doomed.

[toonhead-npl.livejournal.com]

reminds me of a funny New Yorker cartoon

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

Love that cartoon.

PS I'm a dog.

[spritelord.livejournal.com]

Did Dia and I ever mention the time our El car was shot at? The windows were hit, twice.

It was, in fact, the Orange line.