WHAT AM I DOING THIS GODDAMN INSTANT? WHY WOULD ANYBODY CARE?!

[spatch]

BELOW PLEASE FIND THE ONE SINGLE ENTRY I WOULD EVER MAKE ON TWITTER

spatch NOT USING TWITTER, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE

OH BOY WE ARE RIDING THE SURFING EDGE OF WEB2.0 HUMOR HERE TODAY

and besides, let's face it, folks, the only reason you're refreshing that list is to catch the one person who put down "masturbating" and doesn't mean it as a joke.

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Have to add to the thread, my first thought was wtf is this for, who cares what all these people are doing. Then I got hooked into a couple of groups and I'm wishing the damned bbs crowd would twitter-in because I just don't have time to read pages and pages and pages of catch up even though I WANT to, but I can digest fun-size bites sprinkled liberally about my day.

*shrug* I don't see it as any more self-indulgent, meaningful or meaningless, interesting, boring, or otherwise questionable use of my time than LJ - it just takes up a hell of a lot less of it. I don't need two hours to figure out what my twitter-twerps are up to, but it just took me two hours to go through TWO DAYS of LJ posts to find out what's going on with the schwans.

Just do it. You'll be the first bona-fide twit-celebrity of the masses.

FUN N TWITS WITH YER OLE PAL SPATCH

sign me up.