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May. 27th, 2007 01:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchOh look! 7 new messages have appeared in my inbox. Must be a busy weekend. Whatever could folks possibly want to talk to me about? Wonder what exciting adventures awai-- oh. They're all fake people trying to be my fake MySpace friend so I can log onto MySpace and watch "them" pitch whatever lame-ass softcore webwhore website they're pitching this time around. Well, let's check LJ. Hmm, a few comments apparently. Oh, and they're all anonymous porno spam.
When I get home I fully expect the cat to have turned into an ad for poorly-spelled prescription-only pharmaceuticals.
When I get home I fully expect the cat to have turned into an ad for poorly-spelled prescription-only pharmaceuticals.
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Date: 2007-05-27 06:39 pm (UTC)I ERNESTLY PLEAD WITH YOU TO LISTEN WITH UTMOST ATTENTION AND GOOD FAITH.
AS THE WIDOW OF EXILED AMERICAN BILLIONAIRE BILL GATES I AM IN EXCELLENT NEED OF A FAITHFUL AND HONEST PARTNER FOR THE PURPOSES OF EXTRACTING HIS BEQUESTS FROM THE DICTATORIAL REGIME POLICE OF GW BUSH.
I WOULD LIKE TO DEPOSIT 60 BILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS IN YOUR ACCOUNT, AND YOUR ESTEEMED PERSONAGE WOULD GET TO KEEP 17% THAT IS LOTS OF DOLLARS I CAN'T WORK IT OUT FIRING UP THE CALCULATOR ISN'T WORTH IT FOR A CHEAP DIG AT YOUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS.
PLEASE POST YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS IMMEDIATELY
YOURS WITH MOST AND EXCELLENT SYMPATHY
BOLOGNA T. JESSOP
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Date: 2007-05-27 07:04 pm (UTC)