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Oh look! 7 new messages have appeared in my inbox. Must be a busy weekend. Whatever could folks possibly want to talk to me about? Wonder what exciting adventures awai-- oh. They're all fake people trying to be my fake MySpace friend so I can log onto MySpace and watch "them" pitch whatever lame-ass softcore webwhore website they're pitching this time around. Well, let's check LJ. Hmm, a few comments apparently. Oh, and they're all anonymous porno spam.

When I get home I fully expect the cat to have turned into an ad for poorly-spelled prescription-only pharmaceuticals.

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From:

muffyjo

Here's the one I got in email:

THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE, PLEASE DON'T CHEAT!
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are:

A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange

Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!

Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
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[there's a lot of scrolling bits here].
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If you have chosen:

A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
It has pictures, I can forward it...