when nerds collide

[spatch]

ORKER 1: I think Harry is gonna be a horcrux.
ORKER 2: Nuh uh! Harry totally won't be a horcrux!
ORKER 3: Actually, I think the big surprise is going to be that Voldemort really loves disco.
SPATCH: Ha! Yeah, he's gonna totally funk out to the Scissor Sisters.
ORKER 3: Exactly!
ORKER 1 and 2: What the hell are you guys talking about?

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Snape is really Metatron.

[jossish.livejournal.com]

Ha! Mr Spatch, you make my flist a funnier place to be.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

Voldemort really knows how to wield a sonic screwdriver.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I wish Sonic sold screwdrivers. Maybe as a slush.

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

*shakes head at cwabs*

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

The final horcrux is going to be Voldemort's sled from when he was a little boy.

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

[semer.livejournal.com]

I um... LOLed so hard. And I'm not ashamed of it.

[sup3rmark.livejournal.com]

duh harry's gonna die.

[bostonista.livejournal.com]

If you do a search for "harry" and "horcrux," you're rewarded (?) with a storm of "NUH-UH."

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

I was just reading on wikipedia that in France Voldemort's middle name is Elvis.
IT'S TRUE

[semer.livejournal.com]

I read wikipedia is actually the final horcrux. And I read it on WIKIPEDIA so it must be true!!1!1!1one

[spatch]

Hey, if saving the world from Voldemort means destroying Wikipedia, I'm all for it.

[semer.livejournal.com]

So I was trying to find this wallpaper which I don't have here at work... seeing as how it's work... anyway, it was of like, Dumbledore, and says something like "Dumbledore loves to disco" (I think it was actually boogie, not disco, but when I was first searching for it I thought it was disco).

And this is what Google image search did when I was lookng for it... coincidence? I THINK NOT!



Or rather, Google learns to correct really funny "errors".


Gonna repost this to regular blog. Apologies, huncle spatch, for the overexposure.

Okay, this was just odd. And really funny.

[sarcasticah.livejournal.com]

So, you, derspatchel, are on my friends list, because you're often linked off Universal Hub, and because you are the funny. I especially liked this entry when I read it yesterday. Which made for a very funny moment just about a half hour ago, in the car, when my husband Jeff said "Oh, so I was talking about Harry Potter theories with a coworker yesterday, and I said "Actually, I think the surprise will be that Voldemort really loves disco." And I said "Okay... and did your coworker say "Ha! Yeah, he's gonna totally funk out to the Scissor Sisters!" Which nearly made Jeff wreck the car. (Especially when I said "And there were two other coworkers who asked what the hell you were talking about!")

Re: Okay, this was just odd. And really funny.

[spatch]

Holy Fudd, that's hilarious! And proof positive of the, er, implosion of the world thanks to the Internet and such. (And I just passed Jeff and we both had a laugh over the "what's the word?" "synchronicity!" "yeah! synchronicity!") of it all.

Re: Okay, this was just odd. And really funny.

[sarcasticah.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd gotten a picture of the look on his face yesterday, it was too funny!