when nerds collide

[spatch]

ORKER 1: I think Harry is gonna be a horcrux.
ORKER 2: Nuh uh! Harry totally won't be a horcrux!
ORKER 3: Actually, I think the big surprise is going to be that Voldemort really loves disco.
SPATCH: Ha! Yeah, he's gonna totally funk out to the Scissor Sisters.
ORKER 3: Exactly!
ORKER 1 and 2: What the hell are you guys talking about?

Comments

[semer.livejournal.com]

I read wikipedia is actually the final horcrux. And I read it on WIKIPEDIA so it must be true!!1!1!1one

[spatch]

Hey, if saving the world from Voldemort means destroying Wikipedia, I'm all for it.