well.

[spatch]

Our soda vending machine's refrigeration unit appears to be busted, and all the drinks are served room temperature instead of frosty cold. Because of this, someone has helpfully affixed a sign to the machine that reads "SODA IS NOT COOL."

I have an compulsion to take a pen and retort with "Who are you to judge what I drink?"

Comments

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

Do it!

Of course, I'd also strike through "soda" and put "pop" but I am a danged midwesterner.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

You might want to seek counseling to deal with your issues concerning your father, rather than posting them on a vending machine!

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

*snerk*