well.

[spatch]

Our soda vending machine's refrigeration unit appears to be busted, and all the drinks are served room temperature instead of frosty cold. Because of this, someone has helpfully affixed a sign to the machine that reads "SODA IS NOT COOL."

I have an compulsion to take a pen and retort with "Who are you to judge what I drink?"

Comments

[wyrmofbooks.livejournal.com]

Oh, do.

[ilovehpl.livejournal.com]

DO IT!

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Thirded! Plus pics!

[beth47.livejournal.com]

*please* do.

[giggles]

(and in order to do my part, i will, in writing, mock the apostrophe in the sign on our front door that announces the location of the "Break Area's".)

(gud thing we is a lernin' universatee!)

[semer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Break Area belongs to Break Area, though...

[ron_newman]

Yes! Yes!

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

Do it!

Of course, I'd also strike through "soda" and put "pop" but I am a danged midwesterner.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

You might want to seek counseling to deal with your issues concerning your father, rather than posting them on a vending machine!

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[ericjay.livejournal.com]

Do it for the LULZ! Extra points if a van explodes.

[semer.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. oh why must people make me lol at work.

Frank sez...

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Re: Frank sez...

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

He did it.

Re: Frank sez...

[spatch]

I dood it!

[28bytes.livejournal.com]

Or alternatively, "A message from Concerned Citizens against Carbonation."

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the thread on John Scalzi's blog a while back where everyone was arguing about their favorite brand of soda pop, and then some guy came in and posted a long rant about how the stuff is all poison anyway and all the companies that make it kill people in the Third World, with some inline photos of death-squad victims or something. And then Scalzi explained to him about how you behave on a web forum, but the whole exchange sent me into this two-day funk just thinking, "OK, but suppose he's right?" and how living in America and buying things makes you worse than Hitler.

I get that a lot.