well.

[spatch]

Our soda vending machine's refrigeration unit appears to be busted, and all the drinks are served room temperature instead of frosty cold. Because of this, someone has helpfully affixed a sign to the machine that reads "SODA IS NOT COOL."

I have an compulsion to take a pen and retort with "Who are you to judge what I drink?"

Comments

[ericjay.livejournal.com]

Do it for the LULZ! Extra points if a van explodes.

[semer.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. oh why must people make me lol at work.