HELLO I AM YOUR E-GUIDANCE COUNSELOR

[spatch]

HELLO SPATCH
(HELLO JORB WEBSITE)
HERE ARE JORBS FOR YUO
(OH AWESOME THX)

1. LOTTO MACHINE BALL PICKER-OUTER
2. HELICOPTER (NOT HELICOPTER PILOT, JUST HELICOPTER)
3. SALT SOMMELIER
4. ALPHABET RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT (WE NEED NEW INNOVATIONS ON THE LETTER "G")
5. BOMP IN THE BOMP-SHA-BOMP-SHA-BOMP PUTTER-INNER
(REQUIRES 2 YEARS OF RAM IN THE RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG PUTTING-IN OR EQUIVALENT EXPERIENCE)
6. AUTHOR, THE BOOK OF LOVE
7. JEEP WRANGLER
8. LOUD SHOUTY GUY ON A TRAFFIC ISLAND
9. BURL IVES IMPERSONATOR
10. LOUD SHOUTY BURL IVES IMPERSONATOR ON A TRAFFIC ISLAND
11. MOVIE THEATER SEAT KICKER
12. CAPS LOCK INVENTOR
13. GUY WHO WRITES A WEBSITE PROGRAM THAT TELLS PEOPLE WHAT THEIR JORBS SHOULD BE

THANK YUO FOR USEING OUR FINE PROGRAM TODAY
HAVE A GOOD CAREER
(NO, YOU HAVE A GOOD CAREER)

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

5. BOMP IN THE BOMP-SHA-BOMP-SHA-BOMP PUTTER-INNER
(REQUIRES 2 YEARS OF RAM IN THE RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG PUTTING-IN OR EQUIVALENT EXPERIENCE)

I'd like to shake your hand!

[stealth-cat.livejournal.com]

LOL! I just made that my status message!

[spatch]

You're welcome for your baby falling in love with you.

[moongoddess47.livejournal.com]

Me too. really. Brilliant

[beth47.livejournal.com]

me too, me too!

(i would like to shake his hand! and other things!)

(also? i've been wanting to subscribe to his newsletter, and now i want to subscribe to yours.)

(bwahahaha HAHAHA. also? HAHAHAHAHAHA.)