Leçon 1. Répétez après moi. Qui est un joli oiseau?

[spatch]

(The restaurant, she is quite noisy and the phone answerer, who is actually a parakeet, is using a can with a string to speak to those who make calls on the telephone.)

Bienvenue à Jules Verne!
Bonjour, parlez-vous anglais?
Bonjour, bienvenue à Jules Verne!
Bonjour! Parlez-vous anglais?
Allo?
Allo?
Allo?!
Oui, allo?
Allo?
Allo, m'entendez-vous?
Bienvenue à Jules Verne, allo?
M'entendez-vous maintenant?
Oui, m'entendez-vous maintenant?
Oui! Parlez-vous anglais?
Yes, sir. Are you able to hear me?

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

You should have used the universal language:

HELLO! I WOULD LIIIIKE TO MAAAKE A RESERVAAAATION FOR FOOOOUR...

(Checking out their website, I see the signs warning of pickpockets at the the Eiffel Tower weren't talking about your common thieves but rather those who think 190 Euros is but a small price to pay for the most delicious view in all of Paris)

[spatch]

MAYBE IF I SPEAK LOUDER THEY WILL MAGICALLY LEARN MY LANGUAGE.

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

One of the best of the *.wav files from Tropico, which for some reason or another maga_dogg has felt the need to set aside as a potential MUD channel trigger (for what ifMUD channel I hate to hazard a guess):

SHOUT LOUDER

[rigel.livejournal.com]

*giggles uncontrollably*

I wonder if this entry is better based on whether or not you know French.

[spatch]

Have you seen the "Foux Foux Fa Fa" video from Flight of the Conchords?

It gives me the uncontrollable giggles every time I see it. I'm sure it's YouTubed.



(...et voila! Le conversation dans la parc!)

Boeuf! Jacques Cousteau!

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

Now if you don't understand French, what I said was pretty fucking funny.

Re: Boeuf! Jacques Cousteau!

[spatch]

Je suis le President de Burundi.

i know this because of my learnings

[kpht.livejournal.com]

yaaay i understood the french. i'm gettin there!