Leçon 1. Répétez après moi. Qui est un joli oiseau?

[spatch]

(The restaurant, she is quite noisy and the phone answerer, who is actually a parakeet, is using a can with a string to speak to those who make calls on the telephone.)

Bienvenue à Jules Verne!
Bonjour, parlez-vous anglais?
Bonjour, bienvenue à Jules Verne!
Bonjour! Parlez-vous anglais?
Allo?
Allo?
Allo?!
Oui, allo?
Allo?
Allo, m'entendez-vous?
Bienvenue à Jules Verne, allo?
M'entendez-vous maintenant?
Oui, m'entendez-vous maintenant?
Oui! Parlez-vous anglais?
Yes, sir. Are you able to hear me?

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

You should have used the universal language:

HELLO! I WOULD LIIIIKE TO MAAAKE A RESERVAAAATION FOR FOOOOUR...

(Checking out their website, I see the signs warning of pickpockets at the the Eiffel Tower weren't talking about your common thieves but rather those who think 190 Euros is but a small price to pay for the most delicious view in all of Paris)

[spatch]

MAYBE IF I SPEAK LOUDER THEY WILL MAGICALLY LEARN MY LANGUAGE.

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

One of the best of the *.wav files from Tropico, which for some reason or another maga_dogg has felt the need to set aside as a potential MUD channel trigger (for what ifMUD channel I hate to hazard a guess):

SHOUT LOUDER