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"It's Primary Day in Florida, and at this point, it's too close to call!"

This led the top of the 8:00 am news on Boston's soft-rock-lite-favorites station and was delivered without any hint of irony whatsoever.

The polls had been open for an hour.




If this is a three-ring circus then I want my cotton candy, goddammit.

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Date: 2008-01-29 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amandaruth2001.livejournal.com
Let me share this news story, from sunny southern California:

This was the second story on the morning news (they led with the weather) and it featured a graphic that said "Beach Body." They were following up on a body that had been found on the beach the day before, and it had been determined that the deceased had been flying a kite up on the cliffs and fallen over the edge. They concluded the story with, "The cliff area is steep and rocky."


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