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"It's Primary Day in Florida, and at this point, it's too close to call!"

This led the top of the 8:00 am news on Boston's soft-rock-lite-favorites station and was delivered without any hint of irony whatsoever.

The polls had been open for an hour.

If this is a three-ring circus then I want my cotton candy, goddammit.

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Well, the only defense I'll offer a comment that inane is that they usually like to be able to project early via exit polling whether there's an obvious winner, hence reporting that Obama won in SC and Romney won in NV in routs after just a few hours.

It's still dumb.