Best news lead of the day

[spatch]

"It's Primary Day in Florida, and at this point, it's too close to call!"

This led the top of the 8:00 am news on Boston's soft-rock-lite-favorites station and was delivered without any hint of irony whatsoever.

The polls had been open for an hour.




If this is a three-ring circus then I want my cotton candy, goddammit.

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

You can enjoy it for at least another week, as the Huckster is counting on pulling out a couple of surprises in our neck of the woods. He could probably get delegates in Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, and Tennessee.

I've early voted (for people named Cheyenne, Otis, and Barack) so I can't do anything further to push Huck for entertainment purposes, and weep silently as the endorsements of Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, Rick Flair, Jerry Jenkins & Tim Lehaye, Chee Chee Tamburo, Zig Ziglar, Minuteman Jim Gilchrist, Jerry Falwell Jr, Duncan Hunter, and The Home School Legal Defense Association get lost as the wind carries them away.

I'll repeat this, because it may be the only time I get to: Chee Chee Tamburo.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Huh...Half of those guys are old JSA villains, right? I recognize some of the names. And you forgot the endorsements of Per Degaton and Johnny Sorrow.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

The four part series where the JSA becomes embroiled with The Home School Legal Defense Association was classic.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, aren't they the arch enemies of the current Mr. Terrific? I think they're slated to face off in an upcoming issue when the HSLDA sends Obama back to 1954.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

That's right--although I'd heard that they'd used a mind-control ray to make it so that nearly half of the population wished that it were 1954, instead. It would make more sense just to try to send him back there, though.

The Huckster really pulled a fast one in the "Creationist Crisis" series; claiming that he spoke for The Designer was a true coup.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was all a ruse, trust me. He's still firmly a shadow player. You ask me, he lost all that weight because of the Kryptonian DNA graft. The Mike Huckabee you thought you knew no longer exists.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

With the Twin Sons of Hope equally at odds with Mr. Terrific, I'd think we'd be looking at some sweet crossover action.


In all likelihood, nobody but Mr. Spatch (and the commenters) is reading this. I, for one, am highly amused by this turn in the comments thread.

[cigfran-cg.livejournal.com]

In all likelihood, nobody but Mr. Spatch (and the commenters) is reading this. I, for one, am highly amused by this turn in the comments thread.

Heh! You never know who or what is lurking about lj.