Spatch's Rule of Online Reviews

[spatch]

IF, AT ANY TIME during an online review, the writer uses the phrase "To those people, I just want to say..." then you can safely stop reading the review without fear of actually running into something useful or constructive.

Comments

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

I wrote about half a movie review once, and I think it contained that line. But that was at the end, so you'd already read through the good stuff at that point.

"The good stuff" consisting of one joke: "Johnny Knoxville, semi-professional stuntman and arch nemesis of Charles Darwin..."

[resk.livejournal.com]

"The good stuff" consisting of one joke: "Johnny Knoxville, semi-professional stuntman and arch nemesis of Charles Darwin..."

To those people, who don't think that's a good joke, I just want to say, "Tara Reid: World Renowned Archeeologist."