HERE ARE THE TWO TRUE PROBLEMS WITH EVERYTHING IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD TODAY

[spatch]

1. It is snowing
2. They don't deliver pancakes

Comments

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

So if I (1) went to Boston, (2) acquired a snowmobile and (3) started up a pancake delivery service, I could (4) profit?

This requires further consideration.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

I remember a story about two very smart guys at Harvard who started up a cigarette and poutine delivery service during their undergrad years, and made out like the proverbial bandits. If they could make money with that heart-attack dish, pancakes should be no hindrance to profit.

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Good christ such a service today would make them first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of their countrymen.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

They'd be second in the hearts of their countrymen, as all of the fatty deposits from the poutine would be first.

THANGYEW! I'll be here all week.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

No pancake delivery? What? Not even crepes or blintzes?

Barbaric!!

[bex77]

Which world is this?
Foodler.com lists 3 places that would probably bring you pancakes...for a fee.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

What she said! I have, in fact, ordered pancakes. Mmmm, pancakes . . .

[campion7.livejournal.com]

...for a fee.

Ugh. There's always a catch, isn't there? :P

I can't solve half your problem

[obra.livejournal.com]

The other half, well. http://www.foodler.com/MA/Cambridge/Breakfast/Cambridge-Coffee-&-Pizza/Menu/3336.html

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[obra.livejournal.com]

For extra points, guess which half that fixes before you click

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

That's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day. I'm tearing up.

Actually, I literally am crying at how beautiful that is. Maybe it's time to re-check my meds.

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[spatch]

They don't deliver to 02144. :(

See this is the harsh cruelty of life come to light right before our very eyes! It is all a problem of positioning and arbitrary neighborhood numbers! IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S FAULT!

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[obra.livejournal.com]

Ouch. I think this is the first time I've been glad I live in 02143.

When Soundbites is open, they will also deliver pancakes.

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[spatch]

I am writing nasty letters to the US Postal Service now. It is time to end this zipcode discrimination once and for all and restore pancakes to the masses goshdarnit

Re: I can't solve half your problem

[ron_newman]

I cannot find the address of this restaurant anywhere on that page.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

You know...

...that sounds like you're having a pretty good day. :)

[spatch]

Absofucking stellar A-Number-One day, that's for sure.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

WHO won't deliver you pancakes? That's just not fair!

[eclecticavatar.livejournal.com]

SoundBites delivers pancakes! =)

...and bacon...

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Should they come in a flat pack like a pizza, or rolled in a tube?

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

PANCAKE TUBE!

Combining the best things in life--pancakes and things that come in tubes.

[annenayne.livejournal.com]

If you move to California, pancakes will come.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Plus it never snows. This solves both your problems!!

[annenayne.livejournal.com]

We both make wicked pancakes. I can't speak from experience, but she looks like a wicked pancaker.