HERE ARE THE TWO TRUE PROBLEMS WITH EVERYTHING IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD TODAY

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1. It is snowing
2. They don't deliver pancakes

Comments

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

So if I (1) went to Boston, (2) acquired a snowmobile and (3) started up a pancake delivery service, I could (4) profit?

This requires further consideration.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

I remember a story about two very smart guys at Harvard who started up a cigarette and poutine delivery service during their undergrad years, and made out like the proverbial bandits. If they could make money with that heart-attack dish, pancakes should be no hindrance to profit.

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Good christ such a service today would make them first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of their countrymen.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

They'd be second in the hearts of their countrymen, as all of the fatty deposits from the poutine would be first.

THANGYEW! I'll be here all week.