I Ask The Questions So You Don't Have To Dept.

[spatch]

I wonder who ended up with the neon sign from the opening credits of Happy Days. You know, the one that blinks "HAPPY DAYS".

My money's on Henry Winkler. Probably has it in his rec room or something.

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[mangosteen]

You see, I'm not convinced.

We're all missing a very specific piece of data. We have no actual idea of scale for the sign. For all we know, it was actually microscopic. Given that, I'm of the firm belief that it was absorbed and assimilated into Anson Williams's body though his right pinkie-toe.