SING-A-LONG TIME

[spatch]

Turns out Windows XP can run After Dark 4.0 with a tweak or two to the Display Settings applet. (The older modules, unfortunately, won't run in their 16-bit state, so no Sartori, You Bet Your Head or Mowin' Man for me.) Anyway, now that there are toasters once more flying across a monitor near us, we'd like you to please stand now, remove your caps, set your preferred toast settings and face front as we sing the beloved anthem of a generation:

Flying out of the sun
The smell of toast is in the air
When there's a job to be done
The Flying Toasters will be there.

And it's flap! Flap! Flap!
Now help is on the way.
This vic'try song they sing:
We pop up to save the day
On mighty Toaster Wings!

In brightest day or After Dark
When times of trouble are at hand
The Flying Toasters set a spark
And hope is blazing 'cross the land!

And it's flap! Flap! Flap!
Salvation from above
A precious gift they bring:
Gleaming Angels of Love
On mi-ghty Toa-ster Wings!

As you were, citizens.

Comments

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

wine, dine, 404 me.

[spatch]

hush, child, you'll anger the overlords.

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

Bitch! You fixed your link after I WON THE INTERNETS by proving you WRONG.

Gonna sulk now.

[spatch]

Well I just spoke to Stan Lee and your No-Prize is still in the mail, so there

[semer.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously you have to share the how and the materials with the class (I used to own it but, you know, haven't been able to work it since win95 or something...)

(toaster toaster hula hula!)

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest thing I have ever been utterly confused by.

[grumqa.livejournal.com]

Satori was the best thing ever.