SING-A-LONG TIME

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Turns out Windows XP can run After Dark 4.0 with a tweak or two to the Display Settings applet. (The older modules, unfortunately, won't run in their 16-bit state, so no Sartori, You Bet Your Head or Mowin' Man for me.) Anyway, now that there are toasters once more flying across a monitor near us, we'd like you to please stand now, remove your caps, set your preferred toast settings and face front as we sing the beloved anthem of a generation:

Flying out of the sun
The smell of toast is in the air
When there's a job to be done
The Flying Toasters will be there.

And it's flap! Flap! Flap!
Now help is on the way.
This vic'try song they sing:
We pop up to save the day
On mighty Toaster Wings!

In brightest day or After Dark
When times of trouble are at hand
The Flying Toasters set a spark
And hope is blazing 'cross the land!

And it's flap! Flap! Flap!
Salvation from above
A precious gift they bring:
Gleaming Angels of Love
On mi-ghty Toa-ster Wings!

As you were, citizens.

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[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest thing I have ever been utterly confused by.