deah wazyweb

[spatch]

Where does one get a pair of red/blue 3D glasses when there are no 3D movies around? This conundrum is puzzling me because I'd sure like a pair.



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[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Your local neighborhood supermarket might have several pairs lying around for grabbing in conjunction with the Hannah Montana concert last Saturday night. Unless you can't bear to be seen wearing Hannah Montana 3D glasses.

I also have a pair or two lying about, I'm sure, if you want to wait a couple of days--but seriously, your local supermarket or megamarket should have bunches left over.

[spatch]

Yeah, I don't think I can actually use Hannah Montana glasses. I might even get arrested for that.

But plain white with the red/blue lenses, yes!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Back in the day when they were even harder to come by (unless you subscribed to Dynamite! I made a pair using cardstock, gels, and a stapler. They actually worked pretty well.

(Apparently the Hannah Montana 3-D glasses are exclusive to Wal-Mart, which just happens to be the closest grocery store to home. I'll see if I can pick up a pair for you, as you'd have to go to Lynn or Quincy to get some)

EDIT: The kind I have lying around were for Sin City 3-D Spy Kids, so you're not gonna get an unbranded version in any case.

EDIT 2: The link to the collection of Dynamite! covers is blocked at work as "pornography." Mmm. Kristy McNichol.

[beth47.livejournal.com]

Aw. C'mon. (I think a close-up shot of you wearing Hannah Montana 3D glasses would make a fabulous user icon. [nodnodnod])

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I have acquired said 3D glasses--now I just need a mailing address.

[spatch]

But I don't want to see Hannah Montana in 3D! If I put those on, what will happen? I'LL SEE THINGS IN 3D THAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE!

Oh the fear!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

They're white on ONE side--you could wear them inside out and Miley Cyrus would look farther away.

Are you watching "Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective?"