The MBTA Follies

[spatch]

"Every time they make that announcement that says 'We rely on your eyes and your ears to protect the system' I keep expecting them to say 'We rely on your eyes, your ears and your nose.' They never do."

"That's because the Smell Something, Say Something campaign wouldn't work."

"People would be calling in 24/7. Yeah, I'm smellin something pretty foul over here. Somebody peed over here. And there's burning. Okay, I'm smelling hobo urine and burning brakes. What? I'm just saying something is all."

Comments

[bkdelong.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I can pick out the smell of an electrical short pretty well not to mention the smoke wafting off a slowly burning fuse. If only someone TOLD me to just say something when I smell it.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Appropos of nothing, your username was scratching at the back of my mind for, like, months now, and I've only just now realized that it's because Facebook keeps telling me you're one of the People I May Know.

[bkdelong.livejournal.com]

You may....based on our mutual LJ acquaintances and shared Facebook contacts we either have met or perhaps should.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Heh, well, I'm always up for meeting new people, especially if they know Spatch. :-)