The MBTA Follies
Dec. 4th, 2008 02:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatch"Every time they make that announcement that says 'We rely on your eyes and your ears to protect the system' I keep expecting them to say 'We rely on your eyes, your ears and your nose.' They never do."
"That's because the Smell Something, Say Something campaign wouldn't work."
"People would be calling in 24/7. Yeah, I'm smellin something pretty foul over here. Somebody peed over here. And there's burning. Okay, I'm smelling hobo urine and burning brakes. What? I'm just saying something is all."
"That's because the Smell Something, Say Something campaign wouldn't work."
"People would be calling in 24/7. Yeah, I'm smellin something pretty foul over here. Somebody peed over here. And there's burning. Okay, I'm smelling hobo urine and burning brakes. What? I'm just saying something is all."
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Date: 2008-12-04 08:07 pm (UTC)"'If you quit smoking you'll get your sense of smell back.' ...In New York? Why would I want it back? *sniff sniff* Is that urine? *sniff* I think I smell a dead guy. Hey, Mabel, there's a dead guy covered in urine. *sniff* This is fresh, somebody just peed on this guy!"