The MBTA Follies

[spatch]

"Every time they make that announcement that says 'We rely on your eyes and your ears to protect the system' I keep expecting them to say 'We rely on your eyes, your ears and your nose.' They never do."

"That's because the Smell Something, Say Something campaign wouldn't work."

"People would be calling in 24/7. Yeah, I'm smellin something pretty foul over here. Somebody peed over here. And there's burning. Okay, I'm smelling hobo urine and burning brakes. What? I'm just saying something is all."

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[sarcasticah.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who expects to hear "your eyes, your ears, and your nose." Think how many calls they'd get from North Station alone! (Ah, the lovely rotten-egg smell of North Station...)