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In case you were too distracted by the "CHEWFAIL" ads that Snickers has everywhere to notice the other ads, Pepsi has come out with "Throwback" versions of both Pepsi and Mountain Dew that are made with real sugar.

I bought both tonight for comparison. Started in on one.

The Mountain Dew is absolutely fucking delicious.

Now:

Coke needs to hop on this goddamn bandwagon and fast. Waiting a year for Kosher Coke or other amounts of times for friends to come back from Mexico or OtherCountry is too long to wait.
This needs to not be a "limited time collector's edition!" deal.
Snickers needs to shut the chewfuck up.

That is all.

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sandrylene.livejournal.com

Clearly you haven't gotten dunked by PATRICK CHEWING. Some of them are so far fetched and idiotic that I've had to stop and think about what the hell they are trying to convey and how I could possibly conceive of it as delicious.

I'm pretty sure the absolute worst one is the one which reads "TAKE A SABBATICAL IN FEEDGYPT". I just want to smack someone so hard for that.

Seriously all of the current ad campaigns I've noticed lately have been a very negative sort of taking notice. Between these and the alien-head-Quaker man bits I just want to hide.

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Wow. The FEEDGYPT one is a reach and three-quarters. That's just about as bad as the CHEWMUTE fiasco (from which I don't think some of us will ever fully recover.)

The Quaker Oats guy is kinda weird, especially the ads on the bus stops where there's only half his head peeking out. He and the perma-grinning Burger King guy probably get together on weekends, knock a few back and laugh at how many people they've creeped out that week.