Spatch's Law of Men's Bathroom Usage

[spatch]

If you're standing in front of the urinal and the only thing in your hands is your Blackberry, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.




Move away from the urinal, you sonofabitch, and let someone with a full bladder take a crack at the damn thing

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[modpixie.livejournal.com]

I hope someday to meet these people, so I know never to touch their BlackBerry.

(My mom's husband plays an acoustic guitar while on the toilet. He seems surprised that I never want to handle it, ever.)