Spatch's Law of Men's Bathroom Usage

[spatch]

If you're standing in front of the urinal and the only thing in your hands is your Blackberry, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.




Move away from the urinal, you sonofabitch, and let someone with a full bladder take a crack at the damn thing

Comments

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness.

Words to live by.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

I hope someday to meet these people, so I know never to touch their BlackBerry.

(My mom's husband plays an acoustic guitar while on the toilet. He seems surprised that I never want to handle it, ever.)

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

He should at least have the decency to move to a stall. Born in a barn, these people.

[pirogoeth.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was bad enough when all you hear from the stalls (aside from, you know, the obvious) is the furious clicking of people on their smart phones haha... :|

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're bored in there...

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

The proper response is to smack the Blackberry out of their hands into the urinal.

[(Anonymous)]

If it's your iPhone on the other hand ... yes, there's an app for that.

Noah

[spatch]

This reply is the 3Gs of LJ replies today

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I bet masturbation is complicated for those Blackberry users. I say "I bet," not "I imagine." The former is much safer than the latter.

[justinjs.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's taking (and sending) a picture.