Spatch's Law of Men's Bathroom Usage

[spatch]

If you're standing in front of the urinal and the only thing in your hands is your Blackberry, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.




Move away from the urinal, you sonofabitch, and let someone with a full bladder take a crack at the damn thing

Comments

[pirogoeth.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was bad enough when all you hear from the stalls (aside from, you know, the obvious) is the furious clicking of people on their smart phones haha... :|

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're bored in there...