IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Jan. 21st, 2004 07:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchAnd to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!
"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!
"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!
"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!
GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!
"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!
"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!
"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!
GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!
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Date: 2004-01-21 05:27 pm (UTC)I was due to meet McDuff and WTDT in a pub which I thought respectable, but it turns out I was MISTAKEN and it’s a GODFORSAKEN place, but I am UNSHAKEN. Although they’ve CON-ned me into going to some skanky student dive I shall be a BEACON of calm and maturity.
How’s that?
(NB: I am allowed to use whatever rhymes I like due to being British and claiming accentual difference, etc.)