IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Jan. 21st, 2004 07:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchAnd to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!
"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!
"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!
"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!
GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!
"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!
"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!
"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!
GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 01:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 01:54 pm (UTC)Hippo birdie two ewe!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 01:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 03:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 02:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 02:15 pm (UTC)happy birthday!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 02:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 02:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 02:56 pm (UTC)Happy birthday!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 03:16 pm (UTC)If you were hanging with the Beastie Boys, you'd be super disco breakin'!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 03:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 03:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 08:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 03:53 pm (UTC)But the best rhymes have been taken.
Still, I'll carry on, unshaken,
And my muse, I'll try to waken.
Spatch, I hope someone is bakin'
A humongous birthday cake an'
That it's tasty to partake in
('Twill be so, lest I'm mistaken).
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 04:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 04:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 04:48 pm (UTC)Come for dinner! Just don't ask what I am a makin'!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:27 pm (UTC)I was due to meet McDuff and WTDT in a pub which I thought respectable, but it turns out I was MISTAKEN and it’s a GODFORSAKEN place, but I am UNSHAKEN. Although they’ve CON-ned me into going to some skanky student dive I shall be a BEACON of calm and maturity.
How’s that?
(NB: I am allowed to use whatever rhymes I like due to being British and claiming accentual difference, etc.)
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 08:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 09:01 pm (UTC)That doesn't rhyme with anything, though.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 09:34 pm (UTC)pan-fryin'.
blow-dryin'.
fears-of-flyin'.
Happy Birthday
Date: 2004-01-21 05:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(but don't have beer and bacon together. That's just gross.)
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 05:57 pm (UTC)(dinner plans?)
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:03 pm (UTC)(Or would that be "awoken"? My verbal skills are broken.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF, DR. SPATCHKINS! I LOVE YOUR ALL-BACON DIET.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:09 pm (UTC)Sacrelicious
Date: 2004-01-21 06:13 pm (UTC)Birfday
Date: 2004-01-21 06:20 pm (UTC)That Spatch was born in Galilee
(Or so I've heard; could be mistaken)
He brought us all the Psalm of Bacon
The Spatch doth age,
My heart is breakin'
His path through life is surely snakin'
O'er hill and dale and pancake makin'
This poem here is just me, fakin'
I cannot top the Psalm of Bacon
Much loveses.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 06:54 pm (UTC)Or alternatively if I had your address I could send you a package of English chocolate, with Lion bars and Mint Wispas and Green & Black's Maya Gold and if the weight is still within the limits of postal regulations then I could also put a Flake in.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 07:01 pm (UTC)Damn I suck at this :(
Keith
Date: 2004-01-21 08:06 pm (UTC)Imbibe until your head is achin'.
Dance until your butt is shakin'.
Leave your gun; don't be Robert Blake'n'.
Get your fork; we're chocolate cake'n'.
Careful, there's the Shadout Mape'n'.
You know the Sleeper must awaken.
Muad'Dib's the name you're takin'.
Giant worms will save your bacon.
Your thirst Harkonnen blood is slakin'.
Cause now the spice your brain is bakin'.
Re: Keith
Date: 2004-01-22 02:10 am (UTC)by some guy Paul - I'm not mistaken.
For Spatch's birthday we'll be makin'
A better name, that rhymes with bacon.
A brand-new name our Spatch will dig
A name that rhymes with "side of pig"
A name that makes him dance a jig
A name that sounds like . . .aw, hell, let's just call him Spatch.
And by the way, the guys are makin'
on RRC some rhymes for bacon.
'twas Keith's idea to get them shakin'
and thus expand your Birthday Bacon!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 09:59 pm (UTC)Here's a cake my cats were bakin'
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 11:40 pm (UTC)Happy bday, Spatch!
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-21 11:51 pm (UTC)I was planning on finding a place to eat where I could open my mouth and put a steak in, but I'm feeling complacent and much happier to just not walk around too much so my feet won't be achin.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-22 02:41 am (UTC)(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!)
(no subject)
Date: 2004-01-22 03:11 am (UTC)Melq.
Date: 2004-01-23 08:22 pm (UTC)Oh, that was awful. My language is snakin'
Around. As if words were there for the takin'.
Besides--this is late; your birthday, forsaken.