IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

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And to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!

"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!

"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!

"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!

GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!

Comments

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

It's been done before, but I'm about to make myself a nice dinner involving Puy lentils, paprika Mojo Rojo sauce, obscene amounts of garlic, Hungarian smoked sausage and bacon.

Or alternatively if I had your address I could send you a package of English chocolate, with Lion bars and Mint Wispas and Green & Black's Maya Gold and if the weight is still within the limits of postal regulations then I could also put a Flake in.