IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

[spatch]

And to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!

"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!

"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!

"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!

GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!

Comments

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Call in sick even though you're fakin'.
Imbibe until your head is achin'.
Dance until your butt is shakin'.
Leave your gun; don't be Robert Blake'n'.
Get your fork; we're chocolate cake'n'.
Careful, there's the Shadout Mape'n'.
You know the Sleeper must awaken.
Muad'Dib's the name you're takin'.
Giant worms will save your bacon.
Your thirst Harkonnen blood is slakin'.
Cause now the spice your brain is bakin'.

Re: Keith

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Mau'dib? That nickname's taken
by some guy Paul - I'm not mistaken.
For Spatch's birthday we'll be makin'
A better name, that rhymes with bacon.

A brand-new name our Spatch will dig
A name that rhymes with "side of pig"
A name that makes him dance a jig
A name that sounds like . . .aw, hell, let's just call him Spatch.

And by the way, the guys are makin'
on RRC some rhymes for bacon.
'twas Keith's idea to get them shakin'
and thus expand your Birthday Bacon!