WHAT THE FUDGE

[spatch]

Remember a few laughs ago when I said Velveeta was obscene? Well, here's proof. If Ed Herlihy weren't dead already, this would've killed him.

Oh, and I like what the webpage also tells me:

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BAKER'S® ONE BOWL Macaroons

I don't need permission to do so! I hate macaroons. Especially macaroons with registered trademarks in their names. Way to be 0 for 2 there, Kraft. If anybody needs me, I'll be quietly dry heaving over in the corner.

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You've never heard of Velveeta fudge?

[morgaine723.livejournal.com]

Dude, when I was in high school in ... the mid-late 80's I listened to the Paul & Phil show on my morning commute (I lived in the sticks). One morning, the guys were out on the K Street Mall in Sacramento, offering their "homemade" fudge to innocent passers-by. After recording their inital (usually favorable) reaction, they divulged the "secret ingredient."
The reactions were priceless.

These are the same pair who brought to radio the "Pay Phone Challenge," featuring cash rewards for such daring deeds as Lime Jell-O Wading in wintertime, singing the National Anthem over a bullhorn in the airport, and other noble pursuits.

They also organized "Car Phone Dating" during the same era, encouraging folks to hit on people in adjacent cars during their morning commute.

Man, I miss that show.