WHAT THE FUDGE

[spatch]

Remember a few laughs ago when I said Velveeta was obscene? Well, here's proof. If Ed Herlihy weren't dead already, this would've killed him.

Oh, and I like what the webpage also tells me:

YOU MAY ALSO ENJOY
BAKER'S® ONE BOWL Macaroons

I don't need permission to do so! I hate macaroons. Especially macaroons with registered trademarks in their names. Way to be 0 for 2 there, Kraft. If anybody needs me, I'll be quietly dry heaving over in the corner.

Comments

[manda-x.livejournal.com]

You orta get yourself over to the Michigan State University's Dairy Store and order you some chocolate cheese (http://shop.msu.edu/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAIRY-4). It's perfectly appropriate to mix chocolate with real honest-to-god cheese and tastes fantastic. Velveeta is only meant for combining with canned meat chili to make chili con queso dip.

You can also order cheese- and milk-related items from the MSU Dairy Club (http://www.msu.edu/~dairyclb/cheesesale.htm), but be aware that their cheese shaped like Michigan's Upper and Lower Peninsulae are not geographically accurate.