SERIOUS INTERNET WARNING!!

[spatch]

There is a monster at the end of this book.

Comments

[roup42.livejournal.com]

And of course, I'm sure you are all aware that the book has now been despoiled by its "updating" with the presence of the Great Red Usurper.

[jmspencer.livejournal.com]

You can still get the original. I bought one last year for when I have children... someday... just in case they do stop producing the non-Evil version

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have the original. Having kids = the bestest excuse sometimes. (See also, bounce castles and swings.)

[heathbar27.livejournal.com]

Now I feel the need to go spend a shitload of money on Amazon ordering this and all my favorite childhood books, on the small chance I might have kids one day, because I could not stand their "dinosaur books" to be about Barney, or to have Elmo at the end of the fucking book.

[seph.livejournal.com]

My niece has the new version. It's a good thing she can't read and just shrieks in delight at the mere sight of that thing, because she'd be sorely disappointed with the book's contents otherwise.

[bostonista.livejournal.com]

Elmo must die.

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

I once wrote a story where someone had put a hit out on Elmo, as well as the other 'new' Sesame Street Muppets.

Best line: "I think it's time we sent Elmo to sleep with the Fraggles."