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THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)

FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT





EDIT: I ATE THE DONUT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, STAY WITH DERSPATCHEL.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL YOUR LIVE, LOCAL DONUT COVERAGE

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

SIR SIR I HAVE A QUESTION I'M BEFFANY BITSY WITH THE KANSAS CITY STAR TELL ME SIR WHAT COLOR WERE THE SPRINKLES?

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I AM UNABLE TO RELEASE THE DETAILS OF THE SPRINKLE COLORS AT THIS TIME, NEXT QUESTION

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

SIR SIR CAN YOU CONFIRM THE RUMORS THAT BRITTANY SPEARS IS PREGNANT AGAIN AND IF SO WHEN ARE THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS DUE?

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I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE PREGGERS CONDITION OF MISS SPEARS BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT YOU'LL SEE HER DROPPING HER NEW KID HEADFIRST ON THE PAVEMENT, REPEATEDLY