and now, the Way TMI Spatch Is Sick update

[spatch]

Ever pass a black bean through your nose... while bazooka-barfing?

*

And the body part that will bring it to you is your lower GI tract.




* if your name is Spatch and you're currently sick as a dog

Comments

[moiread]

That is some seriously impressive gross.

[karyn.livejournal.com]

at least it makes a funny story

[pushupstairs.livejournal.com]

1. do you mean a literal black bean (frijole negro), or just a grossness approximate in size and color to a black bean?
2. this seems to me to be difficult to achieve. I would think the bazooka-barfing would create an area of low pressure in the rear of the nasal area, making it difficult or even impossible to simultaneously expel an object outward from the nose.

[spatch]

When you're in the process of expelling, it's difficult to determine what bits came out through the mouth and what bits came out through the nose, but that stuff seriously got up into my nasal cavity. For 45 minutes afterwards, I was continuously blowing chunks of black bean out of my nose. It hurt.

[pushupstairs.livejournal.com]

so an actual black bean, then.

[spatch]

It's what's for dinner.

Or was for dinner.

Not a very effective dinner when you get right down to it.

[akubiak.livejournal.com]

Dude, I feel your pain man, I feel your pain. The one thing I can say makes this better? Make sure you have someone with you to suffer with you.

And popsicles. And ginger ale. And movies.

Other than that, you're screwed.

[eclecticavatar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm afraid he's on his own with this one. The sniffles, even the flu, I can handle. This one... not so much.

[lillibet.livejournal.com]

No, but I have splashed still-spicy Ethiopian food in my eye during the same process.

I feel your pain.

[samethreechords.livejournal.com]

I have passed a few noodles from a pack of Lipton chicken soup once while puking. Yours is better though. I'm impressed.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

This probably won't help for now, but next time chew.

(Wishing I took my own advice more often)

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

Something like that, yeah. :(

Feel better soon...

[muffyjo]

Oh nooo!! Feel better soon. It won't last forever. *hugs*

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

That's disgoosting! Hope you feel better soon.

[nolly.livejournal.com]

Black bean, no.
Tandoori chicken, yes.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

No, but I did recently marvel at how broccoli florettes appear unchanged after travelling down my esophagus, staying down there for several hours, then reappearing in a special encore performance at the Kitchen Sink Theatre.