and now, the Way TMI Spatch Is Sick update

[spatch]

Ever pass a black bean through your nose... while bazooka-barfing?

*

And the body part that will bring it to you is your lower GI tract.




* if your name is Spatch and you're currently sick as a dog

Comments

[spatch]

When you're in the process of expelling, it's difficult to determine what bits came out through the mouth and what bits came out through the nose, but that stuff seriously got up into my nasal cavity. For 45 minutes afterwards, I was continuously blowing chunks of black bean out of my nose. It hurt.

[pushupstairs.livejournal.com]

so an actual black bean, then.

[spatch]

It's what's for dinner.

Or was for dinner.

Not a very effective dinner when you get right down to it.