Spatch's Rule of Online Reviews

[spatch]

IF, AT ANY TIME during an online review, the writer uses the phrase "To those people, I just want to say..." then you can safely stop reading the review without fear of actually running into something useful or constructive.

Comments

This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[resk.livejournal.com]

"It's a little something I like to call _______________."

Fill in an important term, like: The Constitution.

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[spatch]

Oh, and any "true" story that uses "Let's call them Bob and Janet because those are their names" is probably not worth reading, either.

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[granuaile.livejournal.com]

WOOP WOOP WOOP E/N ALERT

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[spatch]

SO I JUST DISCOVERED MY GIRLFRIEND... HAY INTERNET LOOK WHAT I DID THERE I SAID I HAD A GIRLFRIEND DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I DO YES INDEED AND I DO HER ALL THE TIME AND YOU DON'T