Spatch's Rule of Online Reviews

[spatch]

IF, AT ANY TIME during an online review, the writer uses the phrase "To those people, I just want to say..." then you can safely stop reading the review without fear of actually running into something useful or constructive.

Comments

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[spatch]

Oh, and any "true" story that uses "Let's call them Bob and Janet because those are their names" is probably not worth reading, either.

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[granuaile.livejournal.com]

WOOP WOOP WOOP E/N ALERT

Re: This applies when listening to anyone speak, as well . . .

[spatch]

SO I JUST DISCOVERED MY GIRLFRIEND... HAY INTERNET LOOK WHAT I DID THERE I SAID I HAD A GIRLFRIEND DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I DO YES INDEED AND I DO HER ALL THE TIME AND YOU DON'T